| Well I'm a small town boy with a heart of gold, |
| Not to mention heat vision and breath that's cold. |
| I got super stength; I'm immune to pain, |
| But I'm weak in the knees around Lois Lane. |
| She's got a sexy walk and the bluest eyes; |
| Her clothes are all painted onto her thighs. |
| She's got great taste, so I just don't see |
Why she's in love with my costume and not with me.
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| I can change the course of rivers, bend steel in my bare hands. |
| But none of that hockey macho stuff makes me feel any more like a man. |
| I'm faster than a speeding bullet; I'm tougher than a moving train, |
But why leap a tall building in a single bound, when I'd rather jump Lois Lane?
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| Now I'm a nice easy goin' kinda guy; |
| I got mild manners and my wit is dry. |
| But it doesn't ever seem to matter what I say, |
| 'Cause Lois never gives me the time of day. |
| But when I fly the city in my blue and red, |
| She'd give the whole world just to get me to bed. |
| But that's not the way I want to let her get my bod; |
That's not making love; it's seducing God!
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| I've told her a thousand times we can never have normal sex... |
| If I lose control we can get David Kronenberg to do the special effects. |
| I'm faster than a speeding bullet; I'm tougher than a moving train, |
But why leap a tall building in a single bound, when I'd rather jump Lois Lane?
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| Well, I'm sick of all the supervillains poking fun |
| Just because I'm still a virgin at age thirty-one. |
| I don't like the names that I'm being called; |
| I couldn't care if Lex Luthor's always been more bald. |
| I'd love to let Lois know the way I feel, |
| To let her know the man underneath the steel. |
| But she doesn't want to have a thing to do with me |
Unless I'm out bashing baddies in my BVDs...
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| I've had it with the hero biz; frustration has got me down... |
| Why should I bother with saving the city when I'd rather be painting the town? |
| I'm faster than a speeding bullet; I'm tougher than a moving train, |
But I'd throw it all away in a minute if I could just once get the jump on Lane!
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